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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I hate running, I find it so boring.

    Same with the Gym, I had membership a couple of years ago but it was like watching paint dry being in there and just totally uninspiring.

    I think surfing is the best exercise for me, because it's a big cardio work out, plus riding waves is thrilling and it's great to be out in the natural world watching the skies, sea and wildlife. It's also a good social activity with a good scene around it.
     
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  2. Plus, the sea can carry the heaviest of chubsters, yeah.

    Get dancing, chunky monkey...

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    Your rear mech will probably be okay. It depends on whether you've snapped the hanger (likely) or snapped the frame (bad news)

    But like I said, the mech hanger is the sacrificial lamb which is designed to break first so that you don't end up having to buy a new frame !
     
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    HIAG mate, I've still got the picture of you resting your tablet on your gut table mate <laugh>

    You ain't in any position to be calling anybody a chubster.
     
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  5. I started my exercise regime three months ago, Pixie.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Make sure you keep it up this time you fat **** <ok>
     
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    Should look something like this. It will be a specific part that fits the frame of your bike though. It's an easy visual check to see if it's the hanger that's broken.

    You can pick up a replacement for around £20



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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'll take a pic when I get home.

    The actual rear mech is now in two parts, but it looks like a pin that has sheared. Should be fixable.

    The hanger itself is just bent. It's part of the frame itself though?
     
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  9. Chief

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    Was up there last week.

    Was absolutely dead. The next contractor haven't done much since either. Bar moan by the sounds of it!
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Just walked to the shop for rizla

    Really good workout tbh
     
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  11. Yeah, it was real busy up to about a week ago. They had a street market thing going on, with loads of roads closed, which went on for ages. Then, just before Christmas, it all stopped.
     
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    I just drove to the Trafford Centre and turned around when I saw the queue. That was my lot for today. I’m now tucking into a hot chocolate with a New York Deli Panini.

    Word.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Youre mad going so soon after xmas, bet it was packed. After some after boxing day deals?


    **** that for a laugh tho
     
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    Yeah you should be able to get that serviced by a decent bike shop. Depends how badly damaged it is. They are precision parts so if it’s taken a hefty whack it might be toast.

    Depends on your bike, but the hanger should be a separate part that attached to he frame and the rear mech.

    Didn’t you do this by chucking your bike over a wall down here or something ? <laugh>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    ****ing joke mate I didn’t even step foot inside.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Correct, you remembered!

    Not quite so funny now.
     
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    I don't do running. Couldn't run if I wanted to these days. Knees back and ankle are fooked from football in my younger days.
    Even when I was fit and young the furthest I ever ran was three miles and I was seeing stars after that.
    Never felt the need for distance running when all I ever needed to do was run fast in short bursts on a football pitch.

    The most exercise I get these days is walking my dawgs. Two working cockers so that's a lot of walking.
    I'm 6'2" and 15 stone.

    Could do with losing a stone and a half.

    Problem I always find is that I'm not very flexible and nearly always suffer from some sort of joint pain.
     
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    Do some Yoga bruv. You don't have to start chanting or burning jos sticks. But just some basic stretching. Your body will thank you for it <ok>
     
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    Will start a cut in January, according to those ****ty scale things that measure your body fat I’m 14% now, want to get back around the 10-12 mark. Should be doable in a couple of months
     
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    Of you lived in London youd be one of those tai chi mofos popping slow shapes in yoga pants barefoot on the common<laugh>
     
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