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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not much of a benchmark tbf
     
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  2. If in doubt

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    Ooooft. The Bold Aldo turing on his own.
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    If anyone asks you about Glasgow, just tell them that wee hate papists and we endorse fenian smashing


    No offence, Lain
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Crass should've covered
    " Volare ".
    Would've been Poptastic.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Morning troops, one more sleep until we do the papes in their own gaff <party>
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    volArw!!! Wooooahaoa!

    cantare!! Wooohaoaa!

    de blin dobkare owao

    can smim Dom bar aw o


    Exact words ^^^^^^

    **** all papes
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Mon should fine me rather than fining that off aberdonion ***** xunt
     
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  8. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    This should bring out the racist hordes!’

    Alfredo Morelos can sleep easy as he heads into 2020 no matter the result at Celtic Park.

    One Scotland, many cultures?

    It’s unlikely the Colombian striker will be called up any time soon and asked to lend his endorsement to the Holyrood campaign.

    Scottish football can be a brutal, tribal business, but the civic nationalism espoused by Nicola Sturgeon was long ago exposed as a fallacy when it comes to the Rangersfrontman.

    Too often, there’s an ugliness at the heart of the Scottish football support, which will be manifested in all its gory detail in tomorrow’s Old Firm clash.

    Morelos is likely to feel the wrath of it, walking out into an environment that would make even the knees of a Spartan shake, but this time you’d back him to cope.


    The learning curve for Morelos these past 18 months has been steep, but there’s more to the 23-year-old than a scowl and a well clipped short back and sides.

    That disgusting banner held up by Aberdeen fans at Pittodrie earlier this year, which crossed the line from naked hostility to blatant racism, represented a new low for the image of Scotland as a tolerant, welcoming nation.

    That someone would go to the bother of funding a banner declaring, in Spanish, ‘Morelos, your mother is a mattress’ was shameful.

    That a group of fans would hoist it high was even worse, before we even get started on those who tried to take a Silentnight into the subsequent Ibrox cup replay the following week.

    The woman who was the victim of such reprehensible behaviour – her name is Marta by the way, not Mattress – spent her Christmas Eve with her husband, Alfredo senior, handing out gifts to disadvantaged kids in their home city.

    Their boy – that despicable individual – funded 300 gifts for children in the Botaven neighbourhood of Cerete as part of his charity foundation and has rightly been feted for his sense of community, as well as his integrity and generosity.

    Win, lose or draw, Morelos will climb off a plane from the UK on Monday and straight into a game he has organised to help raise funds for a host of educational causes around his home town.

    If Morelos was Scottish they would be erecting statues to him outside Hampden and building an international team around him for seasons to come.

    Put it this way, how many Scottish kids could leave their home at the age of 19 and fly halfway across the world without a support network in a bid to make it in the game?

    That was the route Morelos took less than four years ago when he moved to Finland, determined to fulfil his dream of playing in the major leagues by using HJK Helsinki as a stepping stone.

    Morelos grew up in such abject poverty he sold fruit from the side of the road with his father and it’s the same streetfighter instincts that will help him achieve his career ambition via Rangers, most likely at the end of this season.

    In the meantime, he will continue to bully the life out of Scottish defenders, underlining a strength of character and a lack of fear, driven only by the desire to be the very best he can be.

    Steven Gerrard admitted Morelos was again subject to wind-ups from opposition players, this time from Kilmarnock, who do everything they can to unnerve him.

    They have gone as far as learning the rudiments of Spanish to badmouth him in his mother tongue, while abuse off the field has also become commonplace in the goldfish bowl of Glasgow.

    Morelos has his faults and weaknesses – don’t we all – but his ability to bounce back time and again from adversity is the reason Stewart Robertson was correct to tag him a £20million player, at least.

    It’s worth pointing out Morelos was rarely booked and never red-carded during his time in Finnish football, but that’s only because rival players are far too gentlemanly in that corner of northern Europe, surely?

    What do you mean nice guys come last? The Finns have already qualified for Euro 2020 so maybe we should take a leaf from their book and focus on bringing out the best in ourselves, rather than the worst in others.

    The cameras will follow his every move at Parkhead and every foul in which he is involved will be analysed to death in a bid to confirm a narrative of destruction on often spurious evidence.

    He’ll be keen to show he has already gift wrapped all the presents he plans to this festive season.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Am ducking mad wae it

    mon reading that ffs

    **** BOBBY SAMDS

    HES DEID

    Any count want to hang about wae me? I’m in a house party but the 5 ****s am wae have crashed oot. Am gony end up sharing some eh. It’s
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Trev on the poppers at a gay orgy.

    Poke and clench coming into its own now.
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    poppers make me feel like my brain is shrinking

    all drugs are strictly reserved for the thickest members of our society

    (yes I know I’m a fanny)
     
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  12. Tina.

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    pics or gtf.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Bobby_sands_mural_in_belfast320.jpg
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    (So do we)
     
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    He brings it on himself iirc...



    Fair ****s to him tho , supporting kids in his old community ...more footballers need to do this
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Morelos has a massive dong as well
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Up to our knees in Columbian blood
    Surrender or you'll die
     
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Every **** in Scotland is racist anyway. Who cares man
     
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