Well i thought my xmas eve chinkys looked better than them all, and a lot more varied. I even got a compliment from Shchlem, who accused me off buying a takeaway.
You need to take footie less seriously mate ... once you've won a Premier League title that just happens ...
It was mid fry! Like I said, it felt awkward to be taking pics when it was on the plate with half a dozen of us sat round the table!
Eaten with cold Turkey and cold beef. English Mustard and piccalilli on the side. Various other bits too. I should have taken pics tbf!
As official winner of Xmas dinner wars and now top chef of Not606, voted for by you the people, I thought I would share my winning recipe. This is so you mugs don’t spend hours (or months in Luvs case) cooking a substandard meal when you can knock something together in under 10 mins prep time no problem. Firstly take 4 chicken breasts cut them into chunks, put in bowl. Then take one large onion, dice it as much as you want, put into same bowl Then take 3 peppers, dice as much as you want, put into same bowl Next pour a **** load of sriracha seasoning into bowl and mix with hands until feel stinging sensation on skin because of heat. Now spoon the mixture into bag, tie bag up and chuck in oven for, I dunno, 40 mins. When cooking time almost complete remove 1 x uncle bens golden vegetable rice from cupboard and put in microwave for a couple of minutes. Remove bag from oven Empty whole lot into mixing bowl and serve
I've decided, bolloxs to you lot. I've changed my mind again. None of you deserve the Christmas Dinner Champion for 2019, because all entries were shhite in one way or another. The only meal that looked anything like edible, and worthy of such a title, was @Chief bubble & squeak, he even served it up correctly with cold meat and pickle. I'm just fooking glad someone round this place still knows how to cook good wholesome food I know this will not be a popular choice by many but...
