Talk about the season for giving . First thing today had to go and get 2 front tyres fitted with balancing for my wife's car just short of 300 notes. Get home and an hour later get a call from er indoors as she was stuck in car park in my car as it wouldn't start! Now sat in freezing car waiting for the RAC man. Bollox!!
So with all the blood pressure and heart issues, none of us will be drinking on the 11th Jan for the Wednesday meet-up at this rate !!
Feckin will mate no fun otherwise. Just one point why do we stand in a muddy field drinking freezing beer and pretend we enjoy it. While listening to the same band trying to do the Jam through distorted speakers.
Norm - I had that problem once in a Sainsbury's car park. The wife and her sister had gone in the store and left me with the two dogs in the car. They were bloody ages in there and I started busting for a pee - I couldn't wait any longer. Now the easy thing would be to lock the car, go into Sainsbury's and use their bog, but you don't know our two dogs. They would have destroyed the car's interior and set off the alarm in no time flat. Had a bottle of Brecon Carreg water in the car so poured it out of the window and looked around carefully. No one about so out came the old todger and I thought this will be easy. Now I'm not bragging here but the old todg wouldn't fit into the neck of the bottle. I had to shoot from distance and it's not easy when checking for people returning to their cars around me. Result? As well as in the bottle, pissed all over the pedals and my shoes but the relief was worth it.............
As soon as the RAC man turned up I legged it down the road and begged the nearest restaurant to let me use their facilities. Luckily they agreed. The relief probably tookmy mind off the £130 bill for a new battery!!!
