Told you to stay away from the dirty women. Wakey should have a few spare tablets if you ask him nicely.
Seriously though, does anyone on here (of a certain age ) know their static BP's and total cholesterol/cholesterol ratios? I only found out mine by accident rather than design, but sure glad I did.
When I had my heart attack in 2002, my BP was such that I should have been 10 years younger or 10 stone lighter. My cholesterol count was 3.8 - it should have been below 5 in those days. Still didn't stop them putting me on a statin. My brother in law had a cholesterol count of 8. They put him on a strict diet for a month, which he followed religiously. They measured him at the end of it & he was up to 11.8!! The numbers don't always tell the story (but only a fool would ignore them).
We're all doomed! On a lighter note .... Just realised it's not that uplifting - you spotted the big ghoul creeping up behind it?
A Merry Christmas, and a Happy and Prosperous New Year to one and all....... May your banter have realistic reasons, and your reasons be realistic in 2020.................just for a change.......
Merry Christmas one and all. Could anyone I've yet to piss off this year please let me know and I'll get to you I'm on perindopril after hypertension diagnosis last year. I blame Bielsa! My cholesterol was fine but my particular highlight of all the tests was the camera up the bum. There were 4 women in the room at the time including one observer and someone in training who was performing the operation. She noticed I was a bit flushed and asked if I was OK. I said I was a bit uncomfortable, she checked and the trainee had the CO2 off the scale! On the punctuation, I remember seeing this as an example: Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse And Helping your uncle jack off a horse
you had a camera up your arse and she asked if you were okay? gotta love the sense of humour of the British nurse. You should have smiled and asked for a bigger camera BTW did they find your social conscience up there?
Merry christmas everyone! Hope all have a good one and the mighty whites do their bit to help that happen.
Merry Xmas everyone mention of cameras up the arse just spoilt mas thanks. I have the BBC up there at least twice per year now and even have to give myself an enema, life can be **** literally
looking forward to David Attenborough’s new documentary, ‘Life in Doc’s Arse’ ... he’s explored everywhere else on the planet
I always thought it was closed circuit tv didn’t realise it was the bbc up there, can we claim royalties would help to soften the blow of not getting my free tv licence in Feb
