What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

can i just have the bread please, and maybe a beer.

 

Looks like the remnants of a pigs fart... Why cut and strip the bread? Just throw the ****er on whole, a hungry lumberjack would cut your nuts off if you served him that, ffs man it's Britain, not 1940's France..

 

And you Joe.

 

I'm making an effort Joe, it tasted nice but yeah a big bowl would have been nice but it was for 8 people so had to spread it out.

 

Oh I see, did the pigeons get any or did they **** off for a dandelion sandwich?

 

It went down well with everyone... They could be lying.

 

They probably were and hungry 20 mins after, bet the chippy was busy near you when the guests pist off, this Boris Johnson lying stuff is really catching on..

 

Wait till it settles,

 

Are you saying his portion was a bit small?

 

There was a starter and dessert but I'm making excuses now.

Love this thread, I was really pleased with it and then savaged.

 

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i chuckle at the thought off you wiping the plate (very small plate) clean, to make a good picture. whereas i just hoy the **** on.

 

Very thin nan bread mate, Tesco blue brand?

 

Was it made in a Chinese prison?

 

You'd been building up to that all day


Dreams dashed.

 

Naaaah, just luv cooking half-cut and having a problem with his counting, no big deal, we all have a problem with our counting every now and then.. His portions were hamster value like, can't believe he cut that ****ing bread up and served it like a masterchef, must have been hammered..

 

Need a thick skin for this thread.

 

I hope there is custard or ice cream to go with that mate, bit dry.

 

Well thicker than that poxy bread for sure.