There’s no poor, we've never had it so good, WJs gone on another world tour, I've had a £90 pay rise due to a reduction of EU truck drivers coming over, and Boris pumping the promised billions into the NHS. PS as I deliver the Latte, price might have to go up, but only by a pound Unfortunately can't see Boris letting in any big titted Polish girls, not while you girls blouse remainers are still around.
No poor? That’s a worry. I’m sure we’ll be working on that. Anyway, I’m confident when that thick Wetherspoons boss finally realised he needs foreign labour and reminds Johnson who pays his wages, there’ll be some cheeky visas agreed (2 year max) for Eastern European Totty to work in serving jobs. Boris will approve, if they are shaggable (I.e. female), and 2 years is long enough to get some work out of them, get them up the duff and ship them back to Gdańsk or wherever. On a personal note enjoy the 50% pay rise, you’ll be redundant as soon as we get driverless technology from the US. A Sinclair ZX spectrum could drive a lorry as well as you I’m sure.
'That’s why we’re ending low pay, by setting a new target for the National Living Wage to reach two-thirds of median earnings over the next five years, and extending that wage to all workers aged 21 and older.' It depends on whether you read the actual text or the media hype
I think you'll find my fishing net is the fullest, maybe it's because we can still fish in UK waters?
I think it’s a bit rich when the Australian PM goes on holiday whilst his country burns down Can’t see Boris doing such a selfish thing
I think they’ve also hedged their bets, saying only if the economy goes well enough to afford it. I’m confident my lattes won’t be going up in price.
The big deal actually is not that he went on holiday, everybody, even PM's deserve a break, or that he went when the fires are blazing. They have been burning for several months and will be until we get some rain. For me the hypocrisy was that he called out the premier of Victoria for going to a dinner in Feb 2009 when 164 people died in the black Saturday fires and so should have been aware of the ramifications of taking this break, politically and morally and that he slipped away almost in secret. Governments aren't one person and the world of bush fires wont get worse of better because Scot Morrison went to Hawaii, they have telephones and internet there too it's more that he hasn't really got an overall plan to address this issue and to prevent it happening in the future and that involves bush management, water resources and climate change and he comes up short on all three.
You appeared not to, thinking Australia could fish in UK waters, it's almost as if you forgot you lived there.
