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Off Topic Old **** Chiefs big fat thread of Christmas.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Nov 21, 2019.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing ***got <laugh>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Damn straight, that’s how I roll.

    Well, it’s how I book my time off work.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, it is great straight out of the barrel. Not had it in cans though, hopefully it's still decent.

    Just divvied up 20 slabs of Stella.

    Didn't have any of that ****e though!
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Was given a bottle of HAIG single grain whisky today.

    No idea what the **** that is but Dave Beckham is a dude so I'm going to have to try it.

    Anyone got any ideas? I assume it's best mixed, with coke looks an option?
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Was also given a bottle of Famous Grouse by some **** who clearly doesn't like me.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    It’s ****, in short. Fancy marketing and a nice looking bottle but cheap Diageo nonsense. But if it’s just to mix with coke then it’ll do a job.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'll have a look and see what's recommended on their website.

    Does it give ridiculous headaches like its blended brothers?
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Last day if work tomorrow, followed by the work do.
    Can't really be arsed to go but it's free all night so might as well force myself along. I'll probably fail to get a taxi and decide to walk home and drown in the sea or something.

    If I don't do that it's two weeks off, looking forward to a proper break from work.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    I don’t drink scotch but used to work in the industry. Maybe in 20 years. All the marketing was geared towards mixing with coke- they’re looking to take on American whiskies rather than compete with the ****ter blends.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Absolute piss. Regift if you can. Or do your subbies put their ****ing stickers all over it like mine do?
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No, not in this case.

    You know what, **** it. Was also given a bottle of brandy I was giving to me QS, I'll have that and he can have the HAIG. I can at least cook with brandy.

    I thought the HIAG might be good, clearly not! The other option was Smirnoff, which I don't know when I'd ever get the idea of drinking vodka.

    I've been given some decent malt, port and wine so it's not been that bad a haul. The abomination is the Grouse.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh><laugh> ****ing hell, Luv is is a bird.
     
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    Spurlock obviously gone with the alternative advent calendar this year.
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    QS’ always get the rough end of the stick <laugh>
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    I'll only drink 2 or 3 a day, I will have wine and rum aswell over Christmas but that's enough beer. How much would you lot do in a day then?
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    Yeah it's a mixer no doubt.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    You can also mix it with a fiery ginger beer, that old Jamaica stuff, that'll be decent add a squeeze of lime.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Don't know really. Maybe 4<laugh>
     
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