1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

I'm sooooooooooooo in love

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    7,355
    Likes Received:
    7
    Sorry a woman tried to make me wait to the 20th date once. Needless to say I didn't waste anymore money for one shag so I dumped her
     
    #181
  2. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    3,411
    Likes Received:
    6
    Guys, cowboy needs cheering up. Lets do our best. Hes one of the general chat crew and we need to be there for him. You're great cowboy
     
    #182
  3. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    what makes you think i can last that long?
     
    #183
  4. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    1,361
    Likes Received:
    26
    4 dates even at Glasgow rates is easy £600. Unless you are the new wave (cheapskate) variety that takes girls on picnics etc.

    Charlie Sheen had it right, a hookers still cheaper than a marriage!
     
    #184
  5. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    15,002
    Likes Received:
    137
    I prefer the one date approach. 3 dates takes the mick, you can tell what a person is like with one look at them.
     
    #185
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,591
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    <soon>
     
    #186

  7. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    3,411
    Likes Received:
    6
    Have you ever met Craig David, Jen?
     
    #187
  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    63,469
    Likes Received:
    49,060
    I bet her hymen hasn't been intact for years.
     
    #188
  9. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    15,002
    Likes Received:
    137
    **** you. I'm perfectly cheerful. These guys are having a serious debate about how many dates before screwing, and you jump in and ruin it.
     
    #189
  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    unfortunately not. he doesnt live here anymore, he lives in miami <wah>
     
    #190
  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    watch your mouth.
     
    #191
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,591
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    Golden rule, pay her way even if you get nought at the end of it. Treat her well. If it didn't work out and even if ye didny get a ride you both still had a nice time. <ok>
     
    #192
  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    that's 3 and counting gambol
     
    #193
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,591
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    You're making me feel sad and depressed. So **** off.
     
    #194
  15. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    1,361
    Likes Received:
    26
    <laugh> your a true gent Gambol ... somewhere down in there!
     
    #195
  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    hmmm i dont think so. getting married is like having sex on tap, what more could you wish for? in fact i see the wedding vows as a legal obligation to have sex whenever i demand.
     
    #196
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,591
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    Excellent. How do I get from Heathrow to a nice Hotel near you?
     
    #197
  18. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    15,002
    Likes Received:
    137
    Why pay for sex though? Wouldn't people just laugh at you for hiring a hooker?
     
    #198
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    63,469
    Likes Received:
    49,060
    Hookers are pretty good at giving out sex aswell, it's kind of in their job description.
     
    #199
  20. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    15,002
    Likes Received:
    137
    you **** off.
     
    #200

Share This Page