I'm sooooooooooooo in love

Sorry a woman tried to make me wait to the 20th date once. Needless to say I didn't waste anymore money for one shag so I dumped her

 

Guys, cowboy needs cheering up. Lets do our best. Hes one of the general chat crew and we need to be there for him. You're great cowboy

 

what makes you think i can last that long?

 

4 dates even at Glasgow rates is easy £600. Unless you are the new wave (cheapskate) variety that takes girls on picnics etc.

Charlie Sheen had it right, a hookers still cheaper than a marriage!

 

I prefer the one date approach. 3 dates takes the mick, you can tell what a person is like with one look at them.

 

<soon>

 

Have you ever met Craig David, Jen?

 

I bet her hymen hasn't been intact for years.

 

**** you. I'm perfectly cheerful. These guys are having a serious debate about how many dates before screwing, and you jump in and ruin it.

 

unfortunately not. he doesnt live here anymore, he lives in miami

 

watch your mouth.

 

Golden rule, pay her way even if you get nought at the end of it. Treat her well. If it didn't work out and even if ye didny get a ride you both still had a nice time.

 

that's 3 and counting gambol

 

You're making me feel sad and depressed. So **** off.

 

your a true gent Gambol ... somewhere down in there!

 

hmmm i dont think so. getting married is like having sex on tap, what more could you wish for? in fact i see the wedding vows as a legal obligation to have sex whenever i demand.

 

Excellent. How do I get from Heathrow to a nice Hotel near you?

 

Why pay for sex though? Wouldn't people just laugh at you for hiring a hooker?

 

Hookers are pretty good at giving out sex aswell, it's kind of in their job description.

 

you **** off.