I'm sooooooooooooo in love

WTF

 

i feel like this sometimes, but then i'm a woman, so i have an excuse to be an overemotional bint every now and then.

 

I've never believed in loving a person. I make exceptions for certain things. I love the club i support, and i love my guitar. That's it. Oh, by the way, those 8-2 remarks are old now. Should i mention colchester 7, norwich 1?

 

What about your family and friends?

 

Erm, thanks?

Ya cheeky wee ****

 

That seems a little sad... I dont believe thats true and Im sure you'll find a lovely girl at some point and be very happy. Dont give up on love. The highs it can produce are worth all of the lows.

 

I promise not to leave you broken and wrecked until at least after the 3rd date. Canny say fairer than that, Lucky.

<soon>

 

I like my friends, dislike my family.

 

7-1

 

I seriously hope you're being flippant. I meant the football scores. Couldny give a **** if you're a loveless sadsack.

 

Well family can drive you mad sometimes but I love my family because they will always be there for me.

 

dont call me that
certainly would not be lucky if you left me after only 3 dates

 

I think you probably would

 

i'll wait to shag you till after the 4th date

 

Make him wait til the 20th date

 

3 dates is pretty respectable, he took time to woo you before humping and dumping, your honour is in tact!

 

Deal. See, you were lucky after all.

 

**** sake, brother. Don't piss on a man's parade.

 

It'll be the only thing intact

 

this is true, according to the rules, girls shouldnt ever **** a guy till after the third date so im not breaking any social laws.