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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Kaito, you have to deliver it correctly mate. Type “no idea” to get it right!! :) leave people
    Thinking!
     
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  2. Kaito

    Kaito Well-Known Member

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    Yes you are quite right, but that is what happens when you are a natural born idiot <laugh>
     
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  3. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    You or Fats? :bandit:
     
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  4. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Kaito

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    Guess. Here's a clue....it's not Fats, but you will have to work the rest out for yourself.
     
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    Kaito, Dec 15, 2019
  6. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Nope, I need a bit more help
     
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  7. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I’d like to disagree with this... I’m in the running
     
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    Well, I thought that but didn’t like to say. <laugh>
     
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  10. San Tejón

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    9E209C15-D89E-428C-9D6F-7E9AC1658782.jpeg
     
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  11. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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  12. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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    I'm a bit like that when I'm using my Lynx Dark Temptation bodyspray.

    How on earth did he survive that? The car's a write off.
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    Shouldn’t he be using the air freshener after he’s had his cigarette to hide the smell?
     
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  14. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    The same way that people often survive gas explosions....the windows blew out reducing the effect on him....if they hadn't he would have died of compression. I used to work in a laboratory...the walls of the chem lab were designed to move to reduce the effect of any explosion. One day this happened and the wall moved towards a lad on the other side undergoing an interview for a job....he didn't take it :)
     
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    I heard of an accident caused by disposal of cleaning fluids down a toilet. Man sat lit his ***, match in the pan BOOM!
     
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    My book on clocks has finally arrived.

    It’s about time!
     
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    Love is like a fart.

    If you have to force it, it'll probably be ****.
     
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    Kaito, Dec 16, 2019
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    That always makes me think of Wolves away... 6-0
     
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  20. Kaito

    Kaito Well-Known Member

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    A man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says, "A pint please, and one for the road."
     
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