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I get to see daylight 48hrs before you're released

 

I wasnt really asking i just needed some attention.

Ta bro you da man

 

How? Youre much more trouble than me.

 

Of course I am. You're the worst convict on here

Don't worry bruv, I'll leave you my toiletries and phone card on the way out. Chin up.

 

I just wanted to annoy you more than Saffy. You was due to be released earlier but I extended it

 

Im not

Im gonna need that burn too mate before you go

 

Top ****fukerie.

I like ya style muthafuka

 

The thing is, I'm actually at court on Friday 13th, one day after the election. I'm praying the judge is a Tory or he could be in one seriously bad mood that day

 

Lolz a mate of mine has to answer bail for an anal rape sexual assault investigation on the same day

Good luck with that btw

#truestorybro

 

I think people have worked out we are mates now. Dick.

 

Flounce

 

@Simple Saffy Thanks for the tag, blitz the spam bot after seeing your shout out

 

****ing dick

I'll get Tobes on that list with me, too, then

 

I'd put a blocker on that email, but dicks like Chaos use it

 

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She'll be fine mate ... even after celebrating a memorable night for women in office

 

Can you explain that? Sorry, I got rat arsed last night and I'm not functioning well at all here.

 

I was hinting that Nicola Sturgeon' would have swept Scotland and that Jo Swinson's rack would be emerging from Number 10 ... and that your judge will be a bird ..