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Ilyas: If league titles where decided on having the nicest shirts then the Arsenal away shirt would be crowned best in the league, sadly the same can’t be said about the team itself. Don’t hold back, Ilyas, you tiger!
Alan, there are only 5 other comments on your thread and 4 of them are by you. Did you not learn anything when you were pitching all your failed ideas to the BBC? It's time to go home Alan. Come on, we can stop at the petrol station for a chat with the man who sounds like Gazza.
Hey Quentin ... my time's up tomorrow on the losing avatar bet front - a month has flown by- how long you got to go bruv?