The New Politics Thread

Did you eat him Pud? You’re my second favourite Jock btw. Well, tied with Mindy as it goes.

 

Chased, and good enough fur the cùnt.

No Surrender the popes a bender.

 

I demand a recount on POTY

 

There's no point, Mindo. I won it easily.

Just ask Aldo

 

Affirmative!

 

I'm doing bit of swatting up for the upcoming elections, and I know there are some great political and economic minds on football forums, so thought I'd ask your advice.

According to the experts on Prem political echo chamber, a vote for the Lib Dems makes you a ****, a vote for Corbyn makes you a ****, a vote for Boris makes you a ****, and not voting makes you a ****, which all seems clear enough.

My dilemma is, as I'm already a ****, would any of the options mean I'd lose my treasured **** status?

 

Certainly not and a vote for Boris is a vote for England and for common sense

 

I knew there'd be an answer. Cheers.

I can see exactly what you mean.

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Have you considered killing yourself?

 

Ok doki.

 

I suspect there are a few on not606 that appear Statesman like in the flesh.

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Best odds of a Tory majority in to 4/11

 

Yaaaaass

 

Yaaaas what? It’s some numbers

 

AND STILL, PRIME MINISTER OF BRITAIN, BORIS THE BAWBAG JOHNSON!

Archie mate. How ****ing depressed are you gonne be over Christmas?

 

Meh. The sun will still come up. I’ll be okay personally, I’m practically retired these days, or I soon will be.

It’s the working class Tories voting for Boris and his Brexit **** show, who’ll feel the pain, ironically. **** ‘em

 

I feel your pain bro. We have working class folk up here who will vote Tory because they think the Tories love the union. They ignore all the evidence to the contrary. The ignore the Tory shìtshow. They ignore the past ten years of total ****piggery from the Tory government.

Rangers fans really are a bunch of cùnts tbf.

 

Interesting to hear talk of Jockanese independence, when UKIP got 3 times the votes the SNP did and more Scots voted for Brexit than for the SNP.

 

The last poll has just showed if an independent referendum was to happen the no vote would win by a bigger margin than last time.

 

Still, it lets wee Jimmy deflect attention from her inability to run Scotland and gives Question Time an excuse to sit some jock on the panel.