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Paul Merson........................genius

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  1. Masanari

    Masanari Active Member

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    So we played crap in one game and all of a sudden that means we have just fluked ourselves through every match this season <doh>, what an imbecile.
     
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    I have never seen this Fat Moron post on here. Is he a good poster? <whistle>
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    They prefer the term 'special' now.
     
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  4. steviemac14

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    Agree re them not paying attention to anything other than the top 6 and Real-Barca, they refer to top players like Falcao and Cavani and even Aguero to a lesser extent as 'unknowns' and seem to have very little knowledge of players coming into this league, particularly the ones we've signed!

    On Andy Gray, I listen most days and he's actually a lot better on the radio, he was singing our praises the other day when he was chatting to Roeder about us. Still can't stand Keys though.

    Haha just clicked on Merson's page on Sky website and this was the first thing that popped up:

    Boas constrictor

    Merse says AVB's Chelsea will keep it tight at Man United and come away from Old Trafford with a draw.


    Cue the most open game of the season and a heavy defeat <laugh>
     
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  5. NufcBano

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    Ha, really? Cracker!

    Half price eh? Not bad. Still too much for my liking even at that. I'll stick to Live streaming. :D
     
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    The way he can't even pronounce names is embarassing.
     
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    Merson can go fluck himself, too.

    nah, he never shuts up about Vargas <whistle>
     
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    I'd like to draw your attention to the right hand side of this web page were it reads "Other Football Experts" and lists people such as Jamie Redknapp and Phil Thompson.... they as well chuck bodger and badger in there - they'd feel right at home with that lot of donuts!
     
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  9. whack&blite

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    I missed that bit. Fair-play to him. I always thought he had some grudge against us. Keys is a complete tool! Always interrupts everyone - just beacuse you say 'sorry for interrupting, but...' doesn't make it right. And when he plays the sycophant with guests; blurting out "correct!" or "agreed!". I have so much contempt for that weasel faced little twerp!

    On a side note. I'm not on twitter (can't stand it), but have been hoping for some time, that someone may go on the keys&gray twitter and ask Keys if he's stopped waxing his knuckles, now he's not on sky?! ;)
     
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  10. aginairrr

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    No bite as of yet <laugh>
     
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  11. steviemac14

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    Consider it done <ok>
     
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    I watched sky sports news as the results were rolling in, it was the Everton game i think he was watching, they scored toward the back end of the game..... It took Merson 3 attempts to let us know who the correct goalscorer was....

    I remember last season we had our derby game on and he was bleating on how it isnt one of the bigger derby days.... He has a real issue with the Toon like, hes just a washed up piss head who is surely on borrowed time at sky. Absolute tit.
     
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  13. whack&blite

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    You're a gent! :)
     
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  14. Masanari

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    Corrected thanks. <ok>
     
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    The Guardian have a little section called ' merson Watch ' highlighting his cock ups. Called Drenthe "Drenchler"??? And called Wigan Swansea.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Amnesiac

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    Paul Merson has to be the most depressing **** on tv pundit wise, I mean, ****, just cheer up you miserable bastard!
     
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  18. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Proof Merson loves cock

    [video=youtube;JUhkt8haXHM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUhkt8haXHM&feature=related[/video]

    [video=youtube;to0i_xbzIN0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to0i_xbzIN0&feature=related[/video]
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Sep 20, 2011
  19. Flying Dutchman

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    ^^^^ free cock on the half way line <doh>

    Seriously I really pity him. Everytime he's articulating he looks like he's gonna get a f*cking seizure <laugh>
     
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    Flying Dutchman, Sep 20, 2011
  20. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    lawro has been exactly the same
     
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