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Off Topic The Boris Johnson Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 28, 2019.

  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Actually I'm voting independent
     
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  2. Dr Van Helsing

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    ill give you a w-ank if you vote labour thinks are looking grim I you know what I mean
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    I would but my local labour MP is a sex pest. I'll still take a handjob off you though
     
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  4. Dr Van Helsing

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    i'm not ****ing you off for free pal
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    Brave people died defending your right to vote. You should at least turn up and spoil your ballot paper.
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

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  7. Ben 10

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    I will do
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    I'll give you a shot of my Golf
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    look mate I'm after votes… I'm operating at 10 ****s per minute , so I put you golf to shame
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    I have a spare postal vote you can use if you can forge my signature.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    "Labour advocate found online offering sexual favours in return for votes."
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

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    What’s difficult in making an “x”?
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    sucking my cock and wiping it on his curtains.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    desperate Marxist sucks cock for vote shame <laugh>
     
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  15. Dr Van Helsing

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    Go on then
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Not long to go now...

     
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    Vote for policies website is up and running for the 2019 election. https://voteforpolicies.org.uk

    For those that have not used it before it asks you what policy areas you are interested in and then presents you with the policies of the major parties in your area but hides the party name. Pick your favourite polices and see which party policies represent you best
     
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  20. Welshie

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    Well, I expected at least one Labour policy...
     

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