Rival watch

Glad you have finally seen the light

 

Lewandowski doing his usual, though the penalty should've been chalked off, as his run was clearly illegal.

 

Spurs v United is free on Amazon Prime if you’ve got it people

Menshy before it slips my mind

 

They must be ecstatic that they picked that fixture.

 

Cheers for the reminder Spurlock also the boxing day fixture when we play Brighton at home.

 

Norbert booked for losing his sheisse at the ref

Obviously this isn't a Premier League match...

 

Chelsea were very lucky

 

You can't blame him, the VAR officials don't understand how VAR works at Klanfield, bloody foreigners.

 

João Felix has been given the "Golden Boy" award.
Sounds a bit seedy. What is a Golden Boy?

 

The Poool have a bit of a CL sweat, but Chelsky are effectively safe.

 

Salzburg v Liverpool might just be interesting.

 

Valencia's finishing was criminal. They also let a prick take another penalty after this travesty, that the commentator laughs at:

 

"It's not a penalty, is it?" No, it's a ****ing dive, as usual. Call it one.

 

In Utopia : VAR = yellow card for cheating.

 

I genuinely think Liverpool wouldn’t be that bothered about going out of the CL

Their fans are desperate for the PL so the less distractions the better

 

You might be right so far as the domestic cups are concerned.
But the CL is another Holy Grail too.
And it doesn't look like they will be troubled much in winning the PL as things stand! Although there's time for that to change (hopefully).

 

And the prize for the most dickheaded tweet of the day goes to...

Although there's also plenty of Man Utd fans thinking that piling on makes them look really, really clever

 

Man Utd lost to Astana. Nobody noticed.

 

Obviously not, based on the levels of delusion their fans have

Seriously, did somebody do a collective brain transplant between Man Utd and Saltypool fans?

 

No pressure, lads. You're just the next Xavi and Iniesta.