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Another War Thread... Movie Propaganda!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dave the Rave, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Full Metal Jacket - top film.

    Banned from watching it with my missus as I can't help joining in with Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. "What's your major malfunction numbnut?" "You're so ugly you could be a god damned modern art masterpiece!" "Hell, I like you. You can come home and f**k my sister"
    "You climb like old people f**k!" "If I'm going to die for a word then that word is Poontang"

    "A JELLY DONUT?!!!"

    Someone else on Not606 got to the Hartman avatar before me, I've used it on other forums.

    Spot the mistakes in the film - a lot of it was shot in England, when they are running through the training camp you can see the road signs painted on the floor are for left hand traffic.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's not just war movies that peddle patriotism to credulous simpletons. TV series like West Wing are virtually unwatchable at times due to people greetin' over flags and the reverential awe that just the office of the President instils in some of the characters.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Very good.
     
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  4. Dave the Rave

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    Why thank you good sir <laugh>
     
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  5. EDGE

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    Nobody seen the movie based on the Raping of Nanking in China.

    It's ****ing horrific what those Jap ****s got up to.

    Puts peoples moaning about the NATO "war-crimes" into perspective.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    I've also noticed that the Japs can't grow proper moustaches.

    Hmm.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Japanese troops committed some absolutely horrendous war crimes. Unlike the Nazis, a lot of the perpetrators got off scot free. Shameful
     
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  8. EDGE

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    Do you want to see my penis?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. EDGE

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    <applause>

    My grandad told a few tales of what it was like being a POW in a Japanese POW camp.

    Sickening stuff.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    My mate's dad was in the far east in 1945. He spoke of the Japanese thusly:

    "we gave them a fair trial then hung them".

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Get a grip. It was rascist bilge.
     
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  12. EDGE

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    <laugh>

    Don't talk ****e, it was 99% accurate, apart from missing the fact that Wallace was a half-cast.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's the reason why a lot of Chinese women refused to drink milk.
     
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  14. EDGE

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    bukkhake sessions?
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Not far from the truth.
     
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  16. Dave the Rave

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    I'm guessing this has something to do with asians and moustaches... hmmm
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    a bit like the troops involved in child prostitution whilst on UN 'peacekeeping' missions?

    The eventual winners of wars rewrite the history to suit themselves and to look heroic. the brits in india etc were no examples of heroic virtue

    The pentagon have wiped away 212 cases of child pornography, for example
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    oh yes very funny, i thought the british forces were fair and just?

    they were no better than the japanese.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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    Shut up Walter.
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    stereo hows you. i see you let toby out?

    so tell me how DID you make mod?
     
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