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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Nov 24, 2019.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You are correct ... I do not partake in the medium of mime after a few drinks ... I leave that to lightweights like your good self...

    I do find it particularly amusing that you consider going to bed with a gorgeous woman and a glass of wine to be weird ... in marked contrast you yourself apparently prefer sitting on your sofa in a cheap beer fart fog in nothing but your leather undies whilst watching box sets of Vikings and Spartacus whilst role playing the part of the gladiator, Cockus Agrippa (literally) ...

    ... one of us is indeed quite strange, my friend ... but each to their own <laugh>
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You got me mate, got me good.

    If only i had did something with my life,

    I've often longed to drink wine in bed waiting for midnight for a hiag poll.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Have no idea what a poll has to do with it ... but seems you are more interested in Ragnar Lofbrok's 'pole' ... but for the record, go check whether I've voted in any pissed polls you've created in your beer fume moments (or indeed anyone elses) ... good luck <cheers>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    the truth is out there. you sat in bed drinking wine (as you even stated waiting for a midnight poll on hiag to finish)
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    There we go @Tel, 10 pages of Not606's finest. So what you gonna call your kid?
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ****var
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> Comms constant need for beef is now so profound he should change his board name to "Bovril"
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Then the poll would have been incidental for me .... but not for you it seems.

    You should start mixing more. Must be a like minded type out there who likes sipping Berserker lager whilst watching gladiator box sets. Have you asked Matth? <laugh>
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Could have got to 11 pages but Fosse turned up it seems
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Seems? ... should have gone to Specsavers mate <cheers>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s not my call mate the Mrs will decide and I’ll just nod or say ‘nah’. You lot never had any say <laugh>
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Keep the faith bro. Tel's gonna call it Wilberforce.
     
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  14. Blueman

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    Thing is, some thought they did. <laugh>
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    If he shows her the thread one of us will, it's even got its own theme tune.
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    Tarquin or Aubrey
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I spent about 3 months telling my ex that we were calling our son Rickie from when we found out it was a boy...









    And then he went to Liverpool and the arguments ended <laugh>
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m only joking lads, I value all of your input. I’m going with X Vagina Penis X LGBT Sam Smith Cracker Equality Van Snowflake D’Offended.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nice but a bit mainstream.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Actually it’s pronounced with a flurry of contemporary dance.
     
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