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Off Topic Names for kids.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Nov 24, 2019.

  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Groundhog day ... tedious as ****
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    How about Dr Richard Slater?
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    But non off us **** as good as you,



    from the sunny 70s in spain, and being a stud, to now...No stopping you
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

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    Timber ....
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I did a real one.

    Enid Starchild would cover both old and modern though.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Biblical names are Epic

    My boys are called Jibril and Eesa

    Always thought Ezekiel was a fine name for a man...Elie too.

    Never really considered girls names...ermmm maybe Dora or something? I dunno? Yasmin?
     
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  8. Willhoops

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    Got two girls, liked the name Jenna, however that is also the name of the most famous porn star ever so I gave that a miss. We went for Bethany and Freya, Nordic god/goddesses tend to be quite good, strong, interesting names not bat **** mental sounding.
     
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    Epic isn't a biblical name mate ... happy to help <ok>
     
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  10. Number 1 Jasper

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    Liam .

    Georgia .
     
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    Ellie is nice for a Girl .
     
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    Bethany is Nice , Freya is brilliant !
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I can just imagine you explaining that to the missus <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Darling, I'd like to call our daughter Lola, but that was also the name of that Italian bird who had the biggest tits in the world, remember she used to be on Eurotrash ?

    Yes love I do, maybe we should just call her Claire instead.
     
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    That was an .... interesting show
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Was one of the few places on TV in the early 90's where you could guarantee seeing some nipples <laugh>

    ****ing batshit show though.
     
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  17. Willhoops

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    Yes and you didn't have to watch some ****e period drama just for a sneaky peaky
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    <laugh> Watching 6 hours of Edwardian period drama ****e in the hope that you might glimpse 2 seconds of bare tit.
     
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    There was a time that 'period drama' was just a way of saying softcore porn... Moll Flanders, Lady Chatterly's lover. Yeah people watched those for the interesting story lines.
     
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  20. Stan

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    What shall I call my kid?

    I used to watch Prisoner Cell Block H in the hope that a nipple might slip out during a fight scene.

    OK but my kid?

    Just call it Dave. Who cares?
     
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