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Off Topic Names for kids.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Nov 24, 2019.

  1. Stan

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    My son is called Harry. I phoned my father in law at 3am to tell him that his grandson had put in an appearance. He’s a Saints fan and they’d recently been relegated. When I told him the name we’d chosen he said “very funny, so what are you really going to call him?”

    Good times.
     
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    Kenny or Ian for a lad

    something exotic for a girl...Delfina.


    <whistle> :bandit:
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Grenville or Maud
     
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    I’ve always liked the name D’Brickashaw
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

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    Grenfell?
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Timber. for a girl

    Tim... well aye.
     
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    I refuse to believe anyone named Ian was ever once a baby. Baby Ian! Everyone say hello to little Ian.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha

    or chopper for short
     
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  10. Saintmagic

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    This also goes for Keith and Craig
     
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    And Duncan and Colin.
     
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    I’ve agreed with the missus that when we eventually get another dog we’re calling it Keith.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Well there’s loads of good suggestions here I’m spoiled for choice. Cheers lads.
     
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    Chucky.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    Bindipa
     
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    I knew a bloke called Tim Bahaire.

    His partners surname was Pepper and she was a GP.

    True story.
     
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  17. Stan

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    I don’t get it.

    Edit: Dr Pepper?
     
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    Dr Pepper ffs
     
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  19. Stan

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    Yeah, I got there in the end. Twat.

    I grew up with a guy whose parents were called Phil and Jill Hill. They were born on the same day / year.

    This information wins me the internet.
     
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    Pagan for a girl

    Pogba for a boy <whistle>
     
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