Off Topic Names for kids.

Right you lot, let’s come up with a name for my next kid. He/She is due very soon so you can all play a part in his/her life. I like both traditional and unusual so throw them at me and we can Get Naming Done.

Not Bobby, Mo, Virgil or Trent ffs.

Or Matthew.

I can see this going incredibly well.

 

Deontay

 

Firstly... congrats mate





I think you should name them Libby.

 

If it’s a boy, Stan.

If it’s a girl, Stan.

If it doesn’t identity as either a boy or a girl, Deirdre.

 

Comm

 

Lil ****

Lil **** bag

Bastard

Are all good names

 

If it’s a girl .

please NOT. Trophinia.

Boy =. Andrew .

Girl =. Sarah

 

Yes .

If it’s a Cat

 

Why don't you name them after one of your favourite footballers?

Jesse

 

Erik.

works both ways.

 

Rhian.

Like that Welsh bird kid bloke who plays for Liverpool.

 

I don't think that's a very popular name, at the moment.

 

Emily is a favourite of mine my wife wasn't keen when our daughter was born, we agreed on Emilia.

 

it was deliberate . Look at the girls name...

 

Was that one of his victims?

 

Seriously .

James .

Tara .

 

If it’s a boy Kirky.

If it’s a girl, Auntie Beth.

 

His wife . Aka Fergie .

come on Saffy keep up

 

You off out mate? Have a good one.

 

ANYWAY, back to the thread.

Call it SAF and if anybody asks just lie and say you named him/her after Sir Alex Ferguson and yes I'll be delighted to be Godfather