Off Topic the correct dress code.

Feels to uncomfortable.

 

Perfect mate

 

Right choice mate.

I’m sure your Gran would be proud.

 

Undo top button... tighten tie to cover ... is what I do

 

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All the best today Comm

And RIP your Nan

 

You're not on set in one of your Pornos ffs

 

They tend to take their clothes off in pornos mate ... you spending too much time watching "Say Yes To The Dress" ?

 

I also tend to go for a double Windsor knot on the tie

 

Hope everything went as well as it could today Comm

 

Loads there, good buffet after, i manged 3 pints of minging beer, and made a retreat.

Hats off to the vicar though, very modern and told a good tale.

 

Sounds like a good send off.

 

Got to the crem and stood there, my dad walks up and just looks at me and say's 'you don't know any off them, do you?'

Then they started, 'e, is that you paul'

Aye it is, who the **** are you?

Fair to say, spending so many years away, they were like total strangers to me.

 

you went and you looked the part, that’s what counts - have a few beers and reflect later.

 

Glad she had a good send off mate

 

My other half has applied for tickets for Hootananny this year. Seemingly it gets filmed the middle of December somewhere in Kent.

Anyhoo it says on the website you have to wear New years eve attire.

Wtf is new years eve attire?

 

A Pirelli around your waist and fig leaf to cover your modesty (flat leaf parsley usually suffices for you Scots boys) ... don't forget to post pics... happy to help

 

It's ****e anyway.

The emperors new clothes of television. Utter gash, but noone is allowed to say.

 

I had this problem with my family, they somehow blamed me for it.

 

So who what married in what attire?


Or any weird fancy dress parties?


I've done a few fancy dress, and looking back, i'm amazed i escaped.

Shipman, Piper Alpha etc, all bad taste looking back.