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"Dear Meowthrie"

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    How about a new mattress for the bed?

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    My apologies, for anyone offended by the language herein, but I laughed for about 1/2 an hour, after seeing this
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 17, 2011
  2. Lord Duckhunter

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    Dear Meowthrie, I work as a steward at Hull City and I'm in charge of the away fans. I am a little bit worried about my job, because I turned up today and there's more stewards than away supporters.

    Should I start looking for another job, or do you think things will pick up when the larger supported clubs come to town?




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  3. pompeymeowth

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    Dear Reader.

    Yes, another job could be on the cards. Not, as a comedian though, you only seem to have one joke sadly!
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 17, 2011
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    Dear Meowthrie,

    I want to buy a "good luck in your new job" card for my mate Steve C, but I can only find red ones and yellow ones. Are there other types of cards more suited to his current state of employment?
     
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    It's Nigel's dog, WheelyWilly.
     
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    Dear Meowthrie,

    Every time my team loses a match (which is unfortunately quite a regular occurrence of late) my friends and I immediately get inundated with numerous nasty little smelly Stains.

    Do you know of a proprietary Stain remover, which can be readily purchased from an upper class store like Waitrose, or similar, that can easily and (more importantly) quickly eradicate these undesirable "visitors" ?

    Money is no object when dealing with a problem like this..............
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 18, 2011
  7. pompeymeowth

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    How about this?

    [video=youtube;2KKleebCdds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KKleebCdds&feature=related[/video]
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 18, 2011
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    Nice one meowth - are Waitrose still open ?
     
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    This late on a Sunday? I should cocoa.
     
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    If I may offer some assistance with your laundry problem, I think that you really need to separate your colours, Woopert. First separate out the reds and yellows from the rest. The reds you will not be able to be put in the next three washes.

    One you have done this, you may be able to go to less at the delicates setting and more towards the hot wash, without running.
    I think the main issue though, is not the performance of your washing, but of the other laundry team. Since they are producing results of which yours could only dream at present, you are always going to find your results a little grubby by comparison. Hope this helps.
     
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    :D
     
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  12. Wooperts_duck

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    Why Channon, what a helpful chap you are - but too late I fear, I have already bought the Cillit Bang from Mr Patel's 24 hour supermarket.

    Thanks anyway <ok>

    Toodle pip
     
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  13. Channonfodder

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    Well, if you already have that, why not look at their "12 point plan";)
     
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    Buy one, get one free?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 19, 2011
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    I tried that, but Mr Patel wouldn't play ball.

    As I said before though, money was no object, with a problem like that.
     
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    Yup. BOGOF Woopert. <laugh>
     
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    If you aren't already.......... you should go for a career change as a comedy scriptwriter <laugh>
     
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  18. Channonfodder

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    Yes, I hoping that somebody recognises my genius and takes me away from all this.

    "Channonfodder= A Legend in his own mind"

    <laugh>
     
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  19. Richisontheboat33

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    The best comedy scriptwriter in the land could not have come up with the Pompey story :)
     
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    The Comedy of Errors [with apologies to William Shakespeare] :emoticon-0138-think
     
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