Off Topic I’m a Celebrity Gossip!

Captain Roid has lost the ****ing plot.

 

Stay on topic please lads.

 

what is the topic?

 

I might actually watch this crap tonight

 

Why?

 

Girl at work gave me an Ibuprofen the other day .... could she just get a fine and be put on an education course ... or is stoning the only answer? ... to deter others?

 

I was goin to watch the dr sleep film , but the cam quality is turd … ive exhausted all the films I wanna see otherwise

 

you druggie ffs. only a stoning will do.

 

I don't think you can get stoned on ibuprofen

 

ok, enjoy

 

Even if I put them in my ears?

 

ill just end up swearing at the tv when I see ant and turn over

 

put your foot through the tv, that will teach them.

 

Do you turn over for Dec too?

 

just gets on his knees.

 

Hits the Dec?

 

mouth wide open.

 

I don't like anyone on TV apart from maybe bob Mortimer

 

what about spongebob?

i reckon you like him.

 

never seen it mate I don't watch tv