What did you call...

Rubber was sorer

 

I thought you left your digit up someone?

Just goes to show you shouldn’t listen to rumours.

 

What did you call it when you and your mates used to bang on a door or ring the bell and run away?

We used to call it Knock Down Ginger

I have also been advised that this practice has also been referred to as "Doing a Post Office"

 

he lost it in a bet with monny.

 

we called it Chappie

which was short for chap door runaway iirc

 

Knock door, run

 

Were you playing with apes?

 

****

 

Garden runs was gerdies or gairdies depending on your religion.

 

Depending on which garden hedges you were jumping over would determine the name. We had the grand national, the derby and I think maybe the oaks.

 

No, why?

 

Might have been fun

 

we just had the national ffs

Whit yous aw aboot? Cultured gairdy runners

 

Happy birthday for yesterday @monacoger

 

Cheers, kind sir.

 

You're very welcome. If I had known, I'd have got you a present.

 

Still not too late

 

Birthday is over, it wouldn't be the same. I'll try and remember for your 40th next year

 

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