Off Topic I’m a Celebrity Gossip!

smelly fanny I suspect

 

He lacks a spine.

 

Don't cave in Luv, don't even be tempted..

 

Only 10 more minutes

 

Bruce has gone for a midnight ****.

 

Thought Bruce Forsyth was dead mate ?

 

Caitlyn Bruce Jenner.

Massive balls draping in his freshly laid dump as he was curling it out.

 

I thought he was a TipTop

 

My Mrs has told me that Caitlyn has got a bird so she can’t be Asexual. @Tobes

 

Who is it?

I genuinely have no idea.

 

The bird claims their relationship is platonic bruv.

 

her bird is another transsexual, so does that make them both lesbians or gay.

 

You know too much about this.

 

I think Bruce Jenner was an Olympic athlete of some sort, triathlete maybe?

 

How the **** do you know this stuff?

I don't even know who he/she is, let alone his/her bird.

 

Tobes reads Closer

 

Yes, a decathlete I think.

That’s not why he’s famous for these days though. You know he’s the Kardashian’s step dad?

I only knew of his existence originally due to this btw.

 

Oh yeah I know who Caitlyn is mate, my Mrs is a Kardashian follower. I can’t stand them. They are responsible for every man cave in existence in my opinion.

Id shag em like. All of em.

 

Cockroaches heading up Kate Garraway’s mimsy, lucky bastards. I bet it smells like fresh linen.

 

They’re not too keen on Caitlyn’s mimsy, probably smells a bit too Autumnal.