The Official Worst Prem Board Poster of 2019

this guy has been in my arse so much I wondered if it was you

 

Ok

 

Sos ya like it in the arses?

Me and Tomms and Rons going do you like that flum Scum.

 

you'll need a bigger cock sorry

 

sO you as ad a few then?

 

Matthew by a mile, absolute ****ing mongdonkey.

 

no but I'm about 18 stone 6ft tall and built like a brick ****house

 

You’re built like a choad ya fat little pigeon.

 

tats good then, cos us is goona **** you up biggest time

Tomms going to give you a unions jacks slaps/

 

nope mate im one of them big friendly giants

 

well do you think you could hurry along because I've just had my porridge and im off to bed soon

 

does you is eat porig cos it tastes like spunkies?

 

no I eat porridge because I'm a man and not a silly little boy like you.

 

I bet ya stacked like a big toe.

 

With a face like a box of smashed crabs.

 

You eats porige late at night as you is a man, or likes the taste offf spunkies?

 

Fat ****ing swole face like a washed up corpse.

 

Mongdonkey

 

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