Why do they insist on interfering in your life and controlling everything you do? Why do they insist on driving you mad every time you talk to them? I'm pissed off
Seriously though, no woman you bring home is good enough and when they visit your home is never tidy enough. They drive me mad
Get it done while you're young. No one likes an ageing dad, or ageing grandad for that matter. Your own parents will get off your case too and concentrate on their grandkids.
Toby being ignored by everyone else shocker, please just leave Toby no-body but ST missed you. In fact just take a toaster into the bath with you.