worse than snakesMe too, you can run quicker than you can swim.
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worse than snakesMe too, you can run quicker than you can swim.
Those are ****ers, found one on my garden wall that was at least 12 inches long.worse than snakes
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Bluey, did you know that lightning never strikes twice in the same place? Although usually once is sufficient.I'm terrified of clowns if I don't know them, and I wont go out in lightning. No ****ing chance.


I know mate. My dad was struck by lightning and he reckoned once was more than enough.Bluey, did you know that lightning never strikes twice in the same place? Although usually once is sufficient.![]()

That’s shocking mate, hope he was ok.I know mate. My dad was struck by lightning and he reckoned once was more than enough.![]()
fosse will steal that one for his bumper xmas joke book.That’s shocking mate, hope he was ok.
I think our lass has developed a Phobia of sex actuallyone thing that don't bother me,
Afraid there are mate.
They are not overly common, but Shortfin Makos and tigers have been found around uk and ireland

I have a friend who lives in Austrlia, and she always goes swimming.
Its like the most Great White-centric sea in the world, she even showed me an aerial photo near the shore and you could clearly see a great white within a mile of bathers, its quite common, because they sense the splashing and come in for a look, but most of the time think "Oh its humans, **** that", but its mostly surfers they chomp on because from underneath, a guy on a surfboard resembled a seal or a turtle, both of which are high on a great whites favourite snack list.
And sometimes they just give you a nip to see what you are, if its never been around humans before. The only problem is that a great white has teeth the size of my fist and a mouth three feet white, so a great white's "nip" could easily cause you to lose a limb or bleed out.......so yeah....**** that....

Scientists have found evidence that one of the world's rarest sharks is alive and well, living off the Welsh coast. Sightings from fishing boats suggest the mysterious angel shark is present in Welsh waters, although no-one knows exactly where.25 Jan 2019There’s no sharks in Wales mate.
The clowns are my friends.I'm terrified of clowns if I don't know them, and I wont go out in lightning. No ****ing chance.
They say that officially, but I remember reading about one caught in Brighton a while back, and there have been lots of unconfirmed sightings.Makos yes but not Tiger Sharks.
They say that officially, but I remember reading about one caught in Brighton a while back, and there have been lots of unconfirmed sightings.
Tiger sharks are pretty distinct and hard to misidentify imo.
There has been lots of false great white sightings in the UK, when it is most likely Porbeagle sharks, which resemble the Great white quite a lot. Though they are slightly smaller, and despite their appearance, nowhere near as aggressive as Great Whites.
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While travelling the world I spent a lot of time snorkelling trying to find sharks. I think they are fascinating! And really graceful the way they move. I’ve swam out from the beach 300-400m or more snorkelling and also off of boats, always hoping I’d see a shark.
Have been in countries where sharks are very common and not managed to see any while out in the water! But I did swim with about 15 leopard sharks and a wobigong in Australia. One of the most amazing experiences of my life.
Don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t want to bump into a Tiger shark while I was in the water but the vast majority of sharks aren’t going to be an issue if you’re in the water with them.
I’d love to go cage diving with great whites...
My Mother in Law did that last year in South Africa. She's 71 !
I have to say though that I don't really agree with it. Chumming the water and bringing in Great Whites close to tourist beaches is a bit ****ing stupid. It also makes the sharks more aggressive when food is present and teaches them to associate human interaction with food.
I suppose the counter argument is the conservation side of it all. The more awareness that's raised about sharks, the better the conservation efforts, or that's the theory.