FFS mate, i wouldn't have given you 13p for it, what the fook did you do to them pork loins, triple grill them like chips!
I fancy something reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally blaaaaaaaand. And reeeeeeeeeeaaaaally dry. definitely the worst dish ever posted. Ever.
My Mrs just saw me looking at this, and the conversation went as follows; What the **** is that? Someone’s tea Looks like absolute dogshit. True story.
I didn’t need redemption. I got accused of overcooking a joint of beef. The joint was huge and was pink in the middle. I don’t think I ever cooked anything as **** as that.
Just rest assured that Skiddy will be along with a stock photo of perfectly cooked pork soon so that we can all marvel at how it should be done.
I'd give you some credit, if I cooked anything near as bad has that, i wouldn't be posting it on here I took one look at them pork loins, and i had to triple check they were actually pork loins!
you’d probably incinerate that too. Don’t worry you could always add some dry rice, dry carrots and a tin of dry sweet corn.