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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. brb

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    FFS mate, i wouldn't have given you 13p for it, what the fook did you do to them pork loins, triple grill them like chips!
     
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    I fancy something reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally blaaaaaaaand. And reeeeeeeeeeaaaaally dry.

    definitely the worst dish ever posted. Ever.
     
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    My Mrs just saw me looking at this, and the conversation went as follows;

    What the **** is that?

    Someone’s tea

    Looks like absolute dogshit.

    <laugh>

    True story.
     
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  4. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Before I read this ^^^ I was genuinely thinking it has to be the worst dish EVER!
     
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  7. Sweats

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    reckon they’d tell him to get ****ed.
     
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    #redemption for Sweats.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Lol the lil gaggle of Sucky haters <laugh>
     
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    incinerated pork. <laugh> triple cooked pork <laugh>
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Tbh the pork was a little dry
     
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    Sweats you can **** off mate I've more flavour in my nob end than you have in a Sunday chicken <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I didn’t need redemption. I got accused of overcooking a joint of beef. The joint was huge and was pink in the middle.

    I don’t think I ever cooked anything as **** as that.
     
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    Just rest assured that Skiddy will be along with a stock photo of perfectly cooked pork soon so that we can all marvel at how it should be done.
     
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  17. Sucky

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    It has Maggies on it mate. Also that why the veg in rice, I can't eat dry rice.
     
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  18. brb

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    I'd give you some credit, if I cooked anything near as bad has that, i wouldn't be posting it on here <laugh>

    I took one look at them pork loins, and i had to triple check they were actually pork loins!
     
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    Comms posse ain't happy <whistle>
     
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    you’d probably incinerate that too. Don’t worry you could always add some dry rice, dry carrots and a tin of dry sweet corn.
     
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