Rangers v Celtic

The true LOL would be him realising leaving on a free in a few years gives him plenty of time to play top level football + collecting a signing on fee of £15m while Rangers get nothing.

 

Why didn't he send me the money then, are you still punch drunk? Ahhh yeah, sorry, if I say, "you want a bet?" I need to pay money there and then? Excuse me, while I zip the back of my head up. Clown.

 

In fact, I have seen the error of my ways. Yes, I shall give my €500 up front and just hope that Morelos gets sold toot sweet. God forbid, he doesn't, then I'm left looking like a north eastern person.

 

Aye because it will be a real shame if Rangers get to retain the services of the country's top goal scorer until 2023.

You do know it's my job to be the drunk in here Chris?

Stop cutting my grass, cùnto

 

Rangers off to Dubai for the winter break. Administration imminent!

 

Gers Head To Dubai
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Tuesday, 05 November 2019, 18:00
by Rangers Football Club

RANGERS will travel to Dubai on Emirates Airline for a warm-weather training camp in January 2020.

The Light Blues first-team will be based at the world-renowned Nad al Sheba Sports Complex from 6 to 12 January, as Steven Gerrard and coaching staff put the squad through their paces ahead of their second half of the season.

The NAS Sports Complex is an elite training environment, which has previously welcomed the likes of Celtic, Manchester United, Juventus and AC Milan.

Rangers training week in Dubai will culminate with a friendly match with more details to be provided in due course.

RangersTV subscribers will of course be able to get behind the scenes and on to the training pitch as we bring you closer than ever to the Gers team.

Rangers are pleased to partner with Emirates Airline and Emirates Holidays to offer discounts on flights to season ticket holders that may wish to plan a trip to Dubai.

Season ticket holders should look out for details on their exclusive offer later this week.

 

Morelos dough spent awready

WATP

 

Barisic being lined up next - FIRESALE AT IBROKES AGAIN.

Announce The Big House guy (can't - he's as dead as OldCo)

 

Rest in peace

 

I heard last week that we are playing a friendly with Hamburg in Dubai.

 

That's where Celtic go. I believe we are going again.

Wonder how many paragraphs we got in the media at this amazing news

 

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It’s on our website you mutt

 

Julie's already looking up flights the jump the dyke cow.

 

Do ye mind the time the Tim's said we wis ****ed because Thomas Cooke went doon the pan?

 

For some reason the new Scotland top is not going down well in Sevconia.

#fenianisationongoing

 

Any news on the toothless simpletons getting elitely leathered yet?

 

Doubt Aldo is awake yet.

 

You think you will survive to 2023 if you don't sell him?

#optimistic

 

Paul the tim gave the pope a Celtic top