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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. did anyone nick ur megaphone last year by any chance?
     
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    <laugh>

    they should've renamed it the tangerine shop just so you knew it wasnt sectarian <doh>
     
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    <laugh> Nah, it ran out of batteries and I launched it into a pile of tents. But there were a few folk with them last year, that's why I wasn't too fussed.
     
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  4. ma mate came home wae 1, he robbed it the thievin ****. he's the last **** on earth u want with a magafone. thank **** a wisny there
     
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    megaphones? pah! you want to be antisocial to your mates, get yourself a taser <ok>
     
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  6. the same mate has a taser, not a good one tho, we all took shots in the neck and arse, it feels like gettin stabbed with 2 needles. duno if id take a shot in the neck off the big daddies that drop u. probaly wud infact, whats the worst that cud happen?
     
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    Aye but you can only annoy one person with a taser at a time at a festival. I can annoy thousands at once with a megaphone at 4am on the Monday morning by making cockerel noises at T in the Park.

    Even as I typed that I realised how much of a ****ing arsehole I am <laugh>
     
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    some ****nut in my platoon bought one of the proper ones off some iraqi bloke. he was forever sneaking up behind people and putting them down <laugh>

    i always managed to avoid it and eventually he got his head kicked in by someone who didnt think it was absolutely hilarious <doh>

    ****ing monkeys
     
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  9. they take a **** load of batteries
     
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    all i know is that it wasnt ****ing funny and when that big jamaican was jumping up and down on his head we waited a little longer than we really should've before breaking it up <laugh>

    ****
     
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    <laugh> One of the local nutters in Invergordon tasered the gay guy in the Caley one day. The guy was twitching like ****, it was funny but kind of cruel at the same time. He didn't just shock him once it was four or five times.
     
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    yeah, it was always funny because it was never me, but it did get a bit annoying trying to do your job knowing you might get tasered at any moment by that big ****.

    ****ing ***** <laugh>
     
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  13. megaphones take a **** load of batteries is what i meant. about 20 big duracells
     
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    My one took 6 D Batteries Nev. But it wasn't a full power one, just a half-size. Still loud and it had a fold-down handle so it fitted in my bag.
     
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    What about Walter Smith crying about a linesman called Murphy <laugh>
     
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  16. what about season 2007/2008 the refs, the SFA & the SPL did everything they cud to stop rangers winnin the league. celtic must of gained about 15 points just by chopped off goals, offside etc. **** happens
     
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    **** happens...........not exactly what Rangers fans were saying at the time, or the club, which is exactly my point.
     
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    ****ing hell ...


    How tedious!
     
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    It's just a bit annoying, the whole pussy 'unnamed source' thing. If you have a problem come out and say it. Levein's not scared to, neither is Smith (even when pointing out a linesman's Irish name <laugh>).

    Mowbray has had a ****ing horror show season, Celtic have been pish.

    The board inject the ****ing PR machine with a dose of paranoia for the simple minded idiots that will lap that **** up and all of a sudden everyone has forgotten (momentarily) how ****e the monkey head has been.

    Don't blame the manager, blame the refs.....

    I don't remember Barnes getting the same style of support....racist ****s <whistle>
     
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    Nobody is blaming refs for the results Bawbag.

    Everygame there seems to be 3/4 blatant wrong decisions, I can't remember hearing an opposite manager agree the ref was so **** even though it benefitted them!!! Like when McGeady was sent off, the other manager admitted it was a foul & thought the yellow was for his guy & not for McGeady for 'diving'.

    Alot of the decisions don't have a direct impact on the game ie goals chalked off, penalties etc its just the sheer volume of wrong decisions in every ****ing game that really gets on my tits.
     
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