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Gooner Bog Roll!!! (P.S. - Potentially NSFW, not sure how strict some bosses are.)

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  1. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Hi guys, not a wumming attempt at the goons or anything but I couldn't help but take a photo of the guy who's been outside the Lane for the past few weeks selling his legendary product - Arsenal Toilet Rolls! His little quips are brilliant too - "The perfect ar*e wiping satisfaction you can receive" being the best one I heard. Anyone else seen him, more to the point, anyone else bought one yet? <laugh>

    Gooner bog roll.jpg

    I've never uploaded a photo on here before so apologies if it came out wrong or anything.
     
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  2. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, he's an odd one. Fiver for a roll, though!
     
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    Patsbighands Well-Known Member

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    As i live in Spain not seen them,but surely "A clean sheet guaranteed" would be a good one.For Spurs ofcourse.
     
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  4. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh> Brilliant Pat, if I see him down there again I'll recommend him to put that as a slogan :D
     
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  5. CanarySpurs

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    What's actually on the roll? The arsenal crest?
     
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  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Pretty much CS, that and a few other Goon referenced items I think, can't say I properly looked at the actual rolls though to be honest, was just too busy p*ssing myself at the bloke and his brilliant quips.
     
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  7. CanarySpurs

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    I'll check it out next time I'm at the lane <ok>
     
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  8. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Eitherway, it must be the best run toilet paper manufacturer in England <ok>
     
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  9. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    The toilet paper Champions Leage always eludes them. Now there's a competition I don't want to see.


    Whether you're the Premier League or just a Spurs fan, it gives you a warm feeling with Arsenal are at the bottom
     
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    Grammar? <laugh>
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    We've been forced to eat their **** for far too long, now. I'm all for giving them some back.
     
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  12. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    That's more disturbing than mine! <yikes>
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> well, it couldn't do much worse than what they've got now!
     
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  14. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Enough of this toilet humour.

    They could bring out a Liverpool one advertised by Ian Flush <run>
     
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    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    ...or Damien Colostomy
     
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    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Liverpoo...obviously! :D
    Martin Skrtel-head <yikes>
    Loo Paper Reina
    Jamie Crappagher
    Loocas
    Dirt Kuyt
    Andrex CarRoll
    Stuart Downthebending
     
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    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Down the Panfield. :D
     
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    notsosmartspur, Sep 20, 2011
  18. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Bidet Drogba
     
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  19. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Back to the Goons!

    Arsewipe Wenger
    Nicklas Ubendntner
    Andrex Arshavinadump
    Ebpooeue
    Per Murkysplatter <yikes>
    Farteta
    Theo Walcottager <yikes>
    Emmanuel Rim Pong
    Sebastien I've got the Squillaci's
    Alex Oxlade Chamberpot
     
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  20. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Shaun Floater :D
     
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