We are quickly approaching the time of year when my now famous end of year awards will be decided. May I take this opportunity to respectfully ask everybody to start thinking about where their nominations are heading. I'll announce the categories in due course. Thanks. Saf
To start.... Prediction King - Not me. Rock God - I’ve pretty much retired from playing, so HIAG. Funniest poster - luv **** of the year - Dull has had some competition from the Donut this year. I’m still undecided. Piss artist of the year - has to be Skiddy, although I sense Sweats would give him a run for his money. Knobhead of the year - astro. At least Metth has his autism as an excuse. More later......
Flounce off of the year - HIAG Best Tranny Magnet of the year - several to choose from Most invisible/incognito member of the year - Zooby Premier League Board moderator of the year - can't think of anyone worth nominating...
We have to do this correctly Saf. TOTY, Twat of the year, No surprises really Tubby Partridge. **** of the year, Stan. Laptop poodle of the year Windsor (both on ignore). Forum spaceman, Astro. Pointless thread maker Commy (well done on keeping your title). Best novice chef, Chief ( by miles) Bacon meister tied Sweats & the London scouser ( no hubcaps). Vegan of the year, Piskie. Breaking bedsheets, Meth. # alltheaboveareficticiousorarethey?
Category ideas: Best Sock Worst Sock Best Chef Biggest Flounce off Best Drunk Worst Drunk Grumpy old man award Most chilled poster Angriest poster Most likely to miss the point Most random poster Funniest poster Watching paint dry award We also need a special Burly award for anybody who's made an outstanding contribution to Not606.
I actually fancy my chances for all of the above categories. I may sign off every post with ‘for your consideration’. Kind of like the oscars, but with more blacks and puffters
Mine has the whole spectrum of rainbow colours mate, there's more to it than brown. Or beige, as Sweats weirdly described a bright red chilli as.
