I played quite a lot of golf when I was a teenager. Really enjoyed it. I’m saving it to take it up again when I’m too old and creaky to go surfing.
Didn't you have a distinguished career as a bare knuckle street fighter too ? I heard that you tapped 12 blokes on the shoulder once and KO'd the lot of them with one punch.
I won the West Midlands county championships 100m running in basketball boots. Did it in 11.2. Some **** had nicked my running spikes. Same games I got asked to do the shot put an beat all the fat ****s.
I identify myself as a stick insect. I am currently ranked in the top ten across 79 different sports.
you know that game where you slide 10 pences at bottles of vodka or jack daniels ? well I am class as that game … won multiple years in a row at end of season presentations for my local club
Archery Badminton Cricket Bowling Boxing Curling Tennis Skateboarding Surfing Hockey Figure skating Yoga Fencing Fitness Gymnastics Karate Volleyball Doing your mam Basketball Baseball Rugby Wrestling High jumping Hang gliding Car racing Cycling Running Table tennis Fishing Judo Climbing Billiards/ Pool (U.S.) Shooting Horse racing Horseback riding Golf Football Soggy biscuit Paint balling Discuss Shot putt Javelin Quidditch Strip backgammon Solitaire Super Mario bros 3 Darts Water polo Macarena 2 man bobsled 20m platform diving UFC Rugby league Hopscotch Are you still reading this? Rounders Fishing Jenna Monopoly Kerb crawling Pokemon Bukkake Kabbadi I think you’ll find everything is above board
9th from last sport 'are you still reading this ?' Yes I was. And yes I consider it a sport to diligently read all of that, so yes I agree everything is above board.
Ran for the county at 800m, held the school record for a while. Represented the school at Chess Played Rugby for Old Boys first team.
