What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Raspberry jam on stuffing?

Where’s the sweet corn bruv?

 

He’s put jam in his food.

 

Is it really any different than having cranberry with your Christmas dinner?

 

Yes. It’s like putting marmalade in your sausage butty.

 

see that would be weird. What about Apple jam with pork?

 

It's apple sauce with pork.

 

This

 

I'd demolish that.
Pork, we never have it cos the missus hates it.

 

Your point being ?

 

Why the Lips in the second picture ?

 

I don’t like pineapple on pizza either.

 

You said fanny at first.

This is my kinda vagina.

 

still basically jam though. Sweet fruit with meat.

 

****ing hate pineapple on pizza.

Not as bad as the curry pizza my son ordered when we were abroad last.

 

Apple jam is usually more of a jelly. Would probably still go well with pork though.

 

Yeah, it's definitely a vagina.

 

pineapple on pizza should be banned.

my old dear occasionally invites me for dinner and makes a
Curry. It’s the most horrendous dinner ever. She puts pineapple and raisins in it. I push it round my plate and leave.

 

I'm having some minge after the gig. I'll probably take some home in my hat.

 

Did this tonight.
Turned out a bit better

 

Had steak and chips, birthday meal for middle child.

Mine was cooked & seasoned properly by me, she cooked (and probably ****ed up) the rest of the fam's. The chips were great, only had to be cooked once, it's fine.

Roast tomatoes on the vine and some mushrooms on the side. Garlic bread and merlot to accompany.

No jam, marmalade or any other fruits anywhere near, nor should they ever be.