I am lying on the floor in my boy’s bedroom as he has a high temperature. Please can someone summarise this thread. Thank you.
Tobes used his mod powers to change HIAG's strap to "Accidental Partridge" following the footie on Wednesday night - a reflection on HIAG's (admittedly) Alan Partridge-esque shenanigans that day. HIAG did not take it well - indeed he seems to have been incensed and fired off ranting PMs at Tobes and brb before storming off. This thread is brb's response to HIAG's PMs HIAG seems to have serious issues with any tampering of his 'identity' on here - remember his reaction to Luv creating a mirror account? You also have welchgate and his refusal to honour an avatar bet because Piskie would have taken "excessive pleasure" in his victory. 99% of poster's would have laughed these things off, sucked it up and moved on. HIAG clearly can't handle such silliness and takes it very seriously. That's just about it.
Hope your boy is feeling better. The crux of the matter is that he ****ed with my non wumming thread so I set the hounds of hell on him... actually it was piskie rather than hounds ... and they already share the same mind. Imagine the torment if you were a siamese twin and the other head kept critiquing everything you did - Piskie and Hiag are not606s version of siamese twins. Hiag was coping wth this...just...but then Tobes started and Hiag remembered that we is due to lose to the toffee sucking ****wits on Sunday and it all got too much. Moral of this story...? Every day there needs to be a spurs or Hiag thread...or at a push one by George...or brexit won't/will hsppen depending on your stance. Hope that has cleared it up for you
Nice deflection bro, you were the one who named him Alan Partridge. So it's your fault he's flounced off.
Poor old Haggy G had a bit of a rough week - CFC pulled Haggy's pants down by bumping Haggy's 'Leicester Spiral' thread on the back of the record breaking top tier away win. Haggy squirmed like a fish on a hook and CFC used Haggy's own quotes on the thread to show how his predictions of a Leicester collapse had bombed. There was so much egg on Haggy's face that he was being called Omelette and getting very touchy about it. So Haggy was already close to the edge when Tobes instigated the Partridge tag which pushed him over. Was all pretty funny. Haggy can give it with the best for sure ... but has some serious hang-ups when it comes to taking it. Anyway ... he's taken his ball home with him and his mam says he won't be coming out to play again unless we all agree to him being Harry Kane in the next match and also agree that Spurs actually won the Champions League last season and Liverpool were runners up.
brb is helping to calm the whole thing by reporting every time that Haggy comes looking in to check who is missing him
**** me... Never demand the bookmark queen prove anything ... Yeah but no but....that's code for piskie is a bookmark tart...we use it all the time on the spurs board don't we hiag? Hiag? Hiag? Oh ****...This is going a bit pete tong...
If you say "Omelette" out loud 3 times he will appear ... especially if you are in Greggs ... although it can prove expensive
That fight thread was ****ing funny though. HIAG threatening to tap me on the shoulder, take me outside and teach me some respect Pretty sure somebody will have a bookmark somewhere for that Alan Partridge routine. ....
That was a different thread mate. The Dorset 3 The other one was when HIAG got pissed up on snakebite and offered me and Comm out for a fight. https://www.not606.com/threads/general-matchday-thread.350971/page-1841#post-12317638
