The smell is magnificent mind. I take your point; it’s like vegetarians eating stuff that resembles meat. you could have a proper fry up though and buy chicken sausages and live the dream.
These are for people who used to eat meat, like the taste and texture of meat, but don't want to eat meat for whatever reason. Usually a perfectly valid reason. If you've never eaten meat, these products obviously aren't aimed at you.
I’m with Sucky when it comes to eggs, a 3 or 4 egg omelette/scrambled just wouldn’t fill me up, minimum I’d do is 8.
that’s ridiculous you wouldn’t eat that many fried or boiled eggs. Or would you? I’d have terrible gas and be constipated for days. My arse was worse than a faulty boiler after having 4 boiled eggs the other day.
Never thought of it like that, I rarely eat boiled eggs but if I did I’d probably have 3 or 4 max. I used to eat a 16 egg white omelette 3 or 4 times a week as one of my meals, barely touched the sides. I have an iron stomach very rare that food upsets me
Three bean veggie chilli, brown rice and some grated cheddar. Very nice. Might nip out for a pint later, just to give the locals something to stare at like.
Can't be dealing with no luvgonzo sized portions man. I see some of his dinky little plates and although some look bang on I'm always like Where's the rest? WW2 finished bro rations ain't a thing now. Had a drink yday feel rough today so went to Iceland and walked past this thing with warning signs all over it so though **** it I'll have a go, I can't be arsed cooking today anyways. Also grabbed these to go with.. And saw a 3quid pork lion so obviously it would be rude not to.