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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    What, like a duck is just a small goose?
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Just seafood, the missus doesn't like the smell so even when we're eating out I don't order seafood.

    This is how bad she is.

    She hates BACON!

    I didn't think anyone hated bacon before I met the missus.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 30, 2019
  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No seafood, no bacon, yet you still married her ffs.

    Get her on @mossunited and fob her off to pesky.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 30, 2019
  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Nah, I ****in love bacon. There's no way I'm not cooking bacon in the house.

    Had a bacon sarnie for breakfast this morning.

    Oh, and she has great tits.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    you know the rules ffs.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 30, 2019
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  6. Spurlock

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    Pics or GTFO <ok>
     
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    Spurlock, Oct 30, 2019
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    IMG_20191030_213825.jpg
     
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  8. Commachio

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    its nearly 2am , now rump chips, sausages, bacon and other ****

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Commachio, Oct 31, 2019
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Needs a schlap mate. :bandit:
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Chips look good, did you change your oil?
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Ffs

    yoire in nyc and you’re eating a jacket potato??
     
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    Sweats, Oct 31, 2019
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

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    a-pair-of-great-tits-the-best-birds-memes-53784778.jpg
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Sack her off about she hates bacon!!

    I ****ing hate you bitch now get out.

    Summin like that.

    How ****ing dare she!
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Burnt dinner. Lovely.
     
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    Sucky, Oct 31, 2019
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    Sucky, Oct 31, 2019
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    Some Toffee Apple fad coz it's Halloween prolly

    Luvvy always laps up that kinda ****e

    (I don't think it's a Toffee Apple btw looks like a small Edam Cheese thingy to me)
     
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  18. Sucky

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    I though it was a burger with an apple on it.

    Looks like **** either way tbh
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Do you buy turkey rashers to try and work around not being able to eat bacon?

    the mrs used to buy them as a healthy alternative to bacon.
     
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    Sweats, Oct 31, 2019
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    No...see i find this odd for 2 reasons

    I've never thought,I can't eat Bacon so I'll eat Turkey to make myself feel as though I'm eating Bacon.

    I've never craved Bacon
     
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    Spurlock, Oct 31, 2019
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