Went to Grammar School and was caned for various minor misdemeanours, then suspended a few times for theft, vandalism, graffiti, and fighting. Was arrested for sinking a boat - the owner was on the beach, and it was genuinely accidental. Was finally asked to leave school* after I mistakenly punched the deputy headmaster. *this led to me getting a job in the City for a Stock Jobber as I was available to start work immediately
A house phone? I don't even have a house phone now, i've got a number but no phone. Like i'm ever gonna use one now,
Mate. If it was up to me we wouldn’t have a house phone. For some reason our lass thinks we need one. The only person who rings it? Her ****in mother. She pays for it though, so can’t really grumble
Remember those things called phone boxes, always stunk off piss? You needed a handful of change and a gas mask.
Same story with us. I want to ditch the phone line but wife wants it. Ours is an ooma we got years ago... The line is free but we have to pay taxes on it... So couple $ a month. The kids all have their own mobiles now, so don't see need for keeping home phone.
i forgot about reversing the charges,,do you accept this call? no the little **** is gonna get a slap when he gets home, and no supper.
I always told her the day that she rejects the call, i’ll be found dead in a ditch, and she’ll have to live with that! I mean wtf! Why would I say that to my mam. I was ****in horrible!
You stink off smoke, you been setting fires again? No mam, just been playing footy in the park. You lying little twat, you ****ing stink... Well take out the swear words, and that's how it used to go.
That doesn't surprise me tbh. My old school has been knocked down and houses built on it now. The landscape where I grew up has gradually become one big urban sprawl.
