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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Oct 29, 2019.

  1. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    I've seen all your briefs.:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Went to Grammar School and was caned for various minor misdemeanours, then suspended a few times for theft, vandalism, graffiti, and fighting.
    Was arrested for sinking a boat - the owner was on the beach, and it was genuinely accidental.

    Was finally asked to leave school* after I mistakenly punched the deputy headmaster.

    *this led to me getting a job in the City for a Stock Jobber as I was available to start work immediately :)
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Attitude right there, scary ****.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Insurance job? Did you give him the bung back? <laugh>
     
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  5. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    We was so poor, some **** broke into our house and left a food hamper.

    Still had a phone though <diva>
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A house phone?

    I don't even have a house phone now, i've got a number but no phone. Like i'm ever gonna use one now,
     
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  7. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>. Sounds like there is a story there
     
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  8. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Mate. If it was up to me we wouldn’t have a house phone. For some reason our lass thinks we need one. The only person who rings it? Her ****in mother.
    She pays for it though, so can’t really grumble
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Remember those things called phone boxes, always stunk off piss?

    You needed a handful of change and a gas mask.
     
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  10. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Same story with us. I want to ditch the phone line but wife wants it. Ours is an ooma we got years ago... The line is free but we have to pay taxes on it... So couple $ a month. The kids all have their own mobiles now, so don't see need for keeping home phone.
     
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  11. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the brothels in Manchester.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    something you wish to share?
     
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  13. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Gonorrhea
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> well that ain't so bad then.

    but why was a scouser using manc whores?
     
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  15. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I remember reversing the charges cos I’d spent all my money on cigs <laugh>
    My mam used to go mad :biggrin:
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> i forgot about reversing the charges,,do you accept this call?

    no the little **** is gonna get a slap when he gets home, and no supper.
     
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  17. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    I always told her the day that she rejects the call, i’ll be found dead in a ditch, and she’ll have to live with that!

    I mean wtf! Why would I say that to my mam. I was ****in horrible!
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You stink off smoke, you been setting fires again?

    No mam, just been playing footy in the park.

    You lying little twat, you ****ing stink...

    Well take out the swear words, and that's how it used to go.
     
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    long gone mate, it’s about 1000 houses now!
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That doesn't surprise me tbh.

    My old school has been knocked down and houses built on it now. The landscape where I grew up has gradually become one big urban sprawl.
     
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