Off Topic where would you begin?

The only thing I can think of is that you want to boast about it to anyone who has ever known you.

All I can see happening by going public is you get loads of charity cases shoved at you and people you once spent 5 minutes with crawling out the woodwork.

It would get out obviously, but there is a big difference between your friends/family/friends of friends/everyone in your area knowing and anyone who has an internet connection potentially knowing.

 

Well when I think of people who went public, my first thought always turns to that dickhead with all the chains and hoodies, who blew like £7m in two years and now has **** all to show for it, and now works as a ****ing bin man, and lives in a council house, what a total ****!

 

Agreed ... I'd send all of you a tenner to start with ...

 

I’d still send begging letters.

 

Yeah, I agree with Tobes about the social responsibility stuff. I would up my donation to the local beggar to at least 20 quid.

 

So, a massive piss up then?

 

I wouldn't even tell all my friends and family.

Sure they might wonder why I suddenly had a nicer car (I wouldn't get anything crazy though) and suddenly had a nice house.

I'd just let them believe I was selling meth.

 

That and you get death threats and your kids get kidnapped.

 

You have to hedge your funds somehow, there’s no way you’d sleep at night with £170m in a bank account.

I know 3 folk off the top of my head worth more than that amount who I could pick the phone up to and ask them how to protect £170m, so that’d be a start for me.

Then I’d buy the two houses either side of Matth.

 

I hope you wouldn't do any home improvements if his curtains are drawn.

 

Absolutely not. I’d make sure he has peace and quiet 24 hours per day.

 

£170M - I would never have need for that sort of money. I don't really enjoy driving these days, so a flash car is crossed off the list. I'd probably just move abroad, buy a nice little place in the South of Italy, but nothing flash. Charities, I'd probably give to a City Hospital, but in the sense of parent/child care. Much like the Ronald McDonald style accommodations, home from home. we never had that sort of thing in my day and it is so valuable, when the little one's are poorly. I believe the one at Guys was too small, and only accommodated 20 families. I'd pay for the construction and fitting, then families that can afford, pay a small donation to stay to go back in the project. I'd let the medical staff decide who is priority stays. Obviously make sure the one's you are closest too, are made comfortable. But for me personally, I'm much like Comm,I'd take £500k cash and be more than happy. No way would I ever invest in a football club, not even my own, it ain't worth the hassle, and I certainly wouldn't spend it on players!

 

I'd hire a hitman to take out my family and closest friends. Save a bloody fortune

 

I’d organise a meet and invite all you ****z expenses paid for a ****ing barnstorming Weekend

 

The problem is finding a real Hitman though. Most of the ones that advertise being hitmen are actually undercover agents.

It sucks how hard it is to find a genuine Hitman these days.

 

i remember him, what a dickhead, like Tobes said, he turned his garden into a quad track.

 

£7 million is obviously a lot of money... But it would be quite easy to blow that really quickly if you're being an idiot about your money.

 

I wouldn’t complain. It’s probably the only thing keeping you alive.

 

500K spending money. Can have a right good time, for a long time.

As for charity, probably the only one i'd give to is The Blind.

I'd fund a **** load off dogs to help those who can't see.

My great grandad was blind, and it's stuck with me forever about his dogs.

 

Tell me about it. That @Stan still breathes is testament to just how difficult it is