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Match Day Thread Swanseeeeeeee City v Cardiff City, Fug Me,...It’s Been A While!

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Oct 24, 2019.

  1. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    TVR is a regular poster on the Barnsley Joke Thread and also on the joke thread on the Swansea board. Don't know where he gets them all from but there are some damn good ones.
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    <cheers>

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  3. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Ah, now I understand pal, fair enough...no offence intended from one of the nice guys on this forum! I stand by Aber’s underpants though! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  4. aberdude

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    U kept them? ..... I knew I was a pair down because I hadn't seen my Tuesday pants for a while.... Not 2 panic santa will be delivering my new one's in a couple of months so Mondays will have to be carry on being my Tuesdays for the time being.

    Ps Masky I still got one of your socks and a hip flask
     
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  5. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Can always wear Monday's inside out?
     
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    how dare thee bfb, im still young enough not 2 have little accidents.........but no doubt my time is coming when I need a spare pair handy.

    <laugh>.......in the words of the roger....."hope I die before I get old".

     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Not suggesting you're a follow through merchant Aber, for one minute. <whistle>

    However it is a means of ensuring adequate personal hygiene rather than wasting time sifting through the y-front drawer or rummaging under the bed, bearing in mind all the nasties lurking there. <yikes>
     
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  8. Masky

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    Doh! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  9. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    there would be tanking socks from 1982 under my bed dude........vintage now so 2 speak <laugh>

    hygiene I remember her>>>>>>>it usually finished off by saying goodbye giene see you next week

    hard core back in the day <laugh>

     
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  11. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    FFS Aber fugging Dude...you are obsessed with me pal...are you not? Always going on about Masky this and Masky that! Get a life, count your testies.....walk on...nothing to see here! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  12. irishbluebird

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    A little light relief from Aber and Masky's shenanigans!

    A primary teacher in Swansea explains to her class that she is a Swansea fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Swansea fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Swansea fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Swansea fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Cardiff City fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, please tell, are you a Cardiff City fan?' 'Because my mum is a Cardiff City fan, and my dad is a Cardiff City fan, so I'm a Cardiff City fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cardiff City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Swansea fan.'
     
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  13. Hilts24

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    This is a true story.
     
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