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The no wumming football chat thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by remembercolinlee, Oct 24, 2019.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Them were the dayZ

    So it’d be like 9-7...they score to make it 10-7...game over...till you hear someone say

    ‘First to 20’

    Boom...game on

    Streetlights come on...Momma be swearing down the road for you to get yo arse home NOW...everyone sharing 1 ****ing can of Irn Bru

    I miss them days
     
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  2. Snotty, running noses. Scuffed shoes. Dirt-smeared faces. Cruel work-masters.

    Hang on...

    I'm thinking of a scene from Oliver Twist.
     
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Ederson & Alisson play rush-goalie. Goalie-as-it-comes would be an interesting rule change, and do away with off-side altogether so we can have some proper goal-hanging.
     
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  4. Blueman

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    And then the flowers died.
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I did love a bit of playground goal-hanging and the arguments it used to cause, proper fights as well in occasion - try telling the yooooth of today
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Nottingham Forest donated 3,000 food parcels to the homeless after a game was called off due to a waterlogged pitch.

    The Saturday match against Reading FC had to be postponed because heavy rain had left the City Ground pitch unplayable.

    Instead of letting the pies, pasties and sandwiches go to waste, the club decided to give it to Framework, a homeless charity based in Nottingham.
     
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  7. Did you get your free parcel, yeah?
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Shut up ypu fat ****.
     
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  9. The shrapnel still giving you jip?
     
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  10. pieguts

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    <laugh>
     
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    pieguts Mentor

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Good for them...it's good to see a club doing something to help those in trouble.
     
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  13. You’re talking about United, yeah?
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Not being rude but I am genuinely trying to have just one thread for for sensible football chat...there is no issue with piss taking but it can kill threads so as it's only one thread maybe you could not wum on here?
     
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  15. I was being serious.
     
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  16. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    So that's a no then...
     
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  17. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Lol look this is what happens when you actively endorse hiag all these years. Its come back to bite you in the arse mate
     
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  18. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    No guilty mate... I am the one who thinks he and Piskie live in the same sick mind!
    Like that geezer and his mum in physcho
     
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  19. No need to wum, mate.
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh><laugh>even some spuds getting sick of omelette now.

    Well i thought the Forest thing was interesting, as what does a club actually do with all the catering if a game is called of?
     
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