Off Topic Best way to relax

at least plod never caught you.

 

On the bright side that means you will be able to spend even more time on here.

 

I found the best way to relax after a sprained ankle was Electro therapy. Seriously get in the bath, and just pop your nearest household appliance between your legs and turn it on. Hey presto.... it’s like a soothing calmness that Radox could only dream of.

 

Watching your team get dicked, it’s therapeutic

 

if only you'd had the brains to have the appliance plugged in.

 

Listening to Friday night footie ...

 

Fun Stat:

You've lost 5, drawn 2 and won 1 of your Friday night football games.

 

That's because they usually have to face a top club on the TV

 

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... no probs ... ww woz just building up to setting another record... biggest EVER top flight away win in English football ... LCFC the new trend setters

 

I'm still raging about that. We'd held that record against the mags for over 100 years.

 

Sorry mate

I actually went for the biggest win in the prediction league on our board ... 0-4 (and only did that for a laugh) ... don't think anyone saw that sort of result coming ...

 

practising my drum rudiments mostly paradiddles is cathartic ...either that or eating strong cheese before bedtime

 

Valium.

 

I find sitting in the corner of an old boozer with the fire on and having a few pints. Maybe read a paper.

 

Unloading a drum magazine in bluewater shopping centre on the saturday before Christmas.