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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Oct 21, 2019.

  1. Spurlock

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    Poor girls
     
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  2. Bodinki

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    My mum keeps trying to convert my eldest into a ****ing Arsenal fan. Even bought her an Arsenal shirt, which, no word of a lie, I now use to wipe the condensation off my bathroom walls when I shower to stop mould until my extractor fan gets fixed
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    **** on it and post up pic

    I’ll send you some Weed
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    <laugh>

    HAHAHA
    I might just do that next time I am out of weed.
     
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    Could easily feed them all for £100 a week and not have the same thing twice.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    a whole new meaning to bun in the oven.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Admittedly young Abdul looks a bit different to his siblings ... but it was record temperatures that summer <ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just an industrial bakery mate ... not a cottaging industry like yours in Kernow <whistle>
     
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  9. Diego

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    Six months between Phoebe and Archie <ok>
     
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  10. gooner4ever

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    working tax credits doesn’t exist anymore mate
     
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  11. Commachio

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    ****ing hell, so he was doing the groundwork for the next one all the time.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Va Jay Jay <laugh>aint heard that for ages, also heard another word that I haven't heard from my youth today when I was in a shop in Acton, some fella was talking to a regular customer at a trade counter talking about some big tits in the paper.

    "fackin ell shteve size of dose fackahs mate"

    Steve was like "blaaaady ell John, those are a fair pair of knockers alright. Reminds me of that movie the Lils have eyes"
    John had no ****ing idea what shteve was on about but they lolled anyways as ya do.

    Lils being the word, I knew he was a village Actonite because that's where I used to hear it 15 years or so ago, so clearly he's one of those metth kinda never leave the gaff or area types <laugh>
     
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  13. gooner4ever

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    And in English :)
     
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  14. Tobes

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    That’s not correct.
     
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  15. gooner4ever

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    New Working Tax Credit claims

    Working Tax Credit has been replaced by Universal Credit for most people.
    You can only make a new claim for Working Tax Credit if you get the severe disability premium or got it in the past month and are still eligible for it.
    If you cannot make a new claim for Working Tax Credit, you may be able to apply for:
     
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  16. Tobes

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    Existing claimants remain on WTC, until UC eventually covers all. So to say it no longer exists is wrong.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Bit late for that. Give him a medal instead.
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    My mate’s missus was like that. The only time she wasn’t an explosive mix of uncontrollable emotions, was when she was up the duff. He obliged her the first five times, then snuck off and had the snip.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Could be awkward next time she says she pregnant.
     
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    I did think that at the time. Unlikely now though, she’s about 57
     
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