Shopping

I think my Mrs has a job as a stock redistributor for TK Maxx that she hasn't told me about. That is the only way I can explain her bizarre behaviour of buying trolleys full of clothes in one shop and then taking it back a few days later to another branch.

 

Isn't that a money laundering technique?

 

I guess it could be if she was paying in cash - maybe she is also employed by a local drugs gang. You watch Good Girls as well?

 

Yep

 

I do non-grocery shopping online. Sometimes I'll go out with the Mrs. to spend time with her. She's not usually one of those obnoxious shoppers though thankfully. Sometimes I regret it, but not usually.

I do most of the grocery shopping because I do most of the cooking. (If I want cooking done early enough that I still have time to go to the gym, I have to do it, I usually get home before she does... Also far more likely to be something healthy if I'm the one cooking)

 

I do the food shopping and quite like that. Any other shopping though is a no.

 

My mrs loves charity shops.

They ****ing stink.

I'll be in the pub love.

 

It ended for me when the missus talked me into going shopping a while back. We ended up in a pet shop, with her saying things like ' ooh isn't this a nice dog collar' and ' ooh look, a cat litter tray'. At which point I say " right that's it, I'm ****ing off, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A ****ING PET! . Never again.

 

This is one ****ing gay post.